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Moved to a different Mastodon instance: mas.to/@t1mmyb
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I’m over on Mastodon if anyone wants to connect over there mastodon.social/@t1mmyb Will stick around here… for now, but let’s see.
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Absolutely joyful to watch the #Lionesses win tonight. So deserved!
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- What does Grandmaster Flash call his mountain bike? ... - The Marin of the Ancient Rhymer #BadumTish Disclaimer: there's a pretty small venn diagram intersection for that joke: hip hop, cycling and Samuel Taylor Coleridge, but, y'know.
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The time I DJ’d for a friend’s brother at his wedding to a Brazilian, and I thought I could get away with dropping tracks from a generic Latin American Tunes for Dancing LP… “What’s this salsa rubbish?” @HaroldHeathDJ/1552332656125296644
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If only Bath hadn't ripped the trees out of Great Pulteney Street in the 1960s in order to make more parking spaces... bathintime.co.uk/image-library/image-overview/poster/11343/posterid/11343.html @carltonreid/1549015595655598082
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Men: don’t do this. It’s really not ok. @NinaWarhurst/1547970657035505666
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Great 🧵 👇 Yes, concerns are about cycling in Yorkshire, but could apply anywhere in the UK, and many places beyond. @FatherHilarious/1547912008279871490
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“The Conservative party has been the most successful in our history because of an archaic voting system that ensures that the will of the people isn’t accurately represented in parliament”. FTFY, Pen @PennyMordaunt/1546049184373121024
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It’s like the time when I was a teenager, when my then-girlfriend and I planned to break up later in the year, but stayed together in the meantime. #BoJo
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Taking a twitter break.
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It started so well again 😢 Wordle 229 5/6 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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First 2 letters correct on the first round, then 😱 Wordle 228 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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A lucky guess on round 3 😯 Wordle 227 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Cornered rats gonna cornered-rat @paulwaugh/1488177082375061516
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"People only cycle in the Netherlands because it's flat" "So similarly-flat East England must be a cycling utopia?" "..." #ItsTheInfrastructure @camcycle/1486998783116427267
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I'm not the only one calling it "bean juice" 😆 @rosiistamp/1480849650731167744
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"The electric bike makes almost all my trips viable without a vehicle unless the weather is particularly bad or I’m carrying big heavy things. Not having to deal with traffic congestion or parking is a tremendous upgrade."
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“I’m going to attempt to cross this river with a member of the Fonda family.” “Bridget?” “No, Henry.” #pnj
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bUt WhAt aBOUt DiSABleD pEopLE?🤔 @crisortunity/1473980023187120131
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On sale until 2pm UTC - go, go, go! @simonplend/1473292319399063552
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So it seems they applied retrospectively for permission for a non-illuminated acrylic sign, but have an illuminated one anyway? @ifenn/1473000595283927054
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Anyone know what time the carousel in Bath city centre runs until of an evening?
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Wow. That would have been epic at Bath Western Riverside, but the gas holders were demolished 😞 @carlafrancome/1470694586830016514
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Supermajority, surely? *cough* Brexit *cough*. @joeylorich/1468976175821250565
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they draw massively complicated conspiracy charts about you, then you win. t.co/PUJF6vBJg5
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Whether it's true or not isn't the point. Outrage, divide-and-rule and misdirection is (are) the point. This headline will stick, sadly. @_XavierBrice_/1468190823586091018
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Probs some dee-fye krypton currants sea broh who didn't like @Foone pointing out that the emperor has nary a stitch to wear. @TinkeringDaemon/1468119879996047361
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I put together a playlist of @nilsfrahm's Xmas Mixes so you don't have to. mixcloud.com/t1mmyb/playlists/nils-frahm-xmas/ 👆The perfect accompaniment to December
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I once edited some classic ASP files (Microsoft) using Frontpage (also Microsoft). Things broke. There was no source control. @thomasfuchs/1466195529000493064
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If cars were so great, we wouldn’t need several reminders to buy a new one every visit to the cinema, commercial TV channel or YouTube video. @Fuzzy19362853/1466117424693063680
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The improvements in congestion and journey times will be temporary, and soon it will fill up and be as congested as before, because #InducedDemand The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. @ncedigital/1466014391774687234
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Block level elements (e.g. ul) inside a label element: not valid, but would it cause any accessibility issues? #HTML5 #a11y
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"Stop being different and challenging the car-choked status quo with your giddy optimism!" @BathCA/1458227415033974786