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  1. Moved to a different Mastodon instance: mas.to/@t1mmyb
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  2. I’m over on Mastodon if anyone wants to connect over there mastodon.social/@t1mmyb Will stick around here… for now, but let’s see.
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  3. Absolutely joyful to watch the #Lionesses win tonight. So deserved!
  4. - What does Grandmaster Flash call his mountain bike? ... - The Marin of the Ancient Rhymer #BadumTish Disclaimer: there's a pretty small venn diagram intersection for that joke: hip hop, cycling and Samuel Taylor Coleridge, but, y'know.
  5. The time I DJ’d for a friend’s brother at his wedding to a Brazilian, and I thought I could get away with dropping tracks from a generic Latin American Tunes for Dancing LP… “What’s this salsa rubbish?” @HaroldHeathDJ/1552332656125296644
  6. If only Bath hadn't ripped the trees out of Great Pulteney Street in the 1960s in order to make more parking spaces... bathintime.co.uk/image-library/image-overview/poster/11343/posterid/11343.html @carltonreid/1549015595655598082
  7. Men: don’t do this. It’s really not ok. @NinaWarhurst/1547970657035505666
  8. Great 🧵 👇 Yes, concerns are about cycling in Yorkshire, but could apply anywhere in the UK, and many places beyond. @FatherHilarious/1547912008279871490
  9. “The Conservative party has been the most successful in our history because of an archaic voting system that ensures that the will of the people isn’t accurately represented in parliament”. FTFY, Pen @PennyMordaunt/1546049184373121024
  10. It’s like the time when I was a teenager, when my then-girlfriend and I planned to break up later in the year, but stayed together in the meantime. #BoJo
  11. It’s arrived! #basb 😊
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  12. A mushroom growing in my shed. Seek (app) can’t get a fix on the species. Anyone?
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  13. Taking a twitter break.
  14. It started so well again 😢 Wordle 229 5/6 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. First 2 letters correct on the first round, then 😱 Wordle 228 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. A lucky guess on round 3 😯 Wordle 227 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Cornered rats gonna cornered-rat @paulwaugh/1488177082375061516
  18. "People only cycle in the Netherlands because it's flat" "So similarly-flat East England must be a cycling utopia?" "..." #ItsTheInfrastructure @camcycle/1486998783116427267
  19. I'm not the only one calling it "bean juice" 😆 @rosiistamp/1480849650731167744
  20. "The electric bike makes almost all my trips viable without a vehicle unless the weather is particularly bad or I’m carrying big heavy things. Not having to deal with traffic congestion or parking is a tremendous upgrade."
  21. “I’m going to attempt to cross this river with a member of the Fonda family.” “Bridget?” “No, Henry.” #pnj
  22. Pretty sure a car with the registration S4 NTA just overtook us. It appeared to be a blue VW Golf, yet that’s not what the DVLA has listed 🤔
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  23. Deck the halls with...
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  24. bUt WhAt aBOUt DiSABleD pEopLE?🤔 @crisortunity/1473980023187120131
  25. On sale until 2pm UTC - go, go, go! @simonplend/1473292319399063552
  26. So it seems they applied retrospectively for permission for a non-illuminated acrylic sign, but have an illuminated one anyway? @ifenn/1473000595283927054
  27. How did Kingdom of Sweets get away with this illuminated sign? I thought Bath planning rules prevented these?
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  28. Anyone know what time the carousel in Bath city centre runs until of an evening?
  29. Wow. That would have been epic at Bath Western Riverside, but the gas holders were demolished 😞 @carlafrancome/1470694586830016514
  30. Supermajority, surely? *cough* Brexit *cough*. @joeylorich/1468976175821250565
  31. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they draw massively complicated conspiracy charts about you, then you win. t.co/PUJF6vBJg5
  32. Whether it's true or not isn't the point. Outrage, divide-and-rule and misdirection is (are) the point. This headline will stick, sadly. @_XavierBrice_/1468190823586091018
  33. Probs some dee-fye krypton currants sea broh who didn't like @Foone pointing out that the emperor has nary a stitch to wear. @TinkeringDaemon/1468119879996047361
  34. I put together a playlist of @nilsfrahm's Xmas Mixes so you don't have to. mixcloud.com/t1mmyb/playlists/nils-frahm-xmas/ 👆The perfect accompaniment to December
  35. I once edited some classic ASP files (Microsoft) using Frontpage (also Microsoft). Things broke. There was no source control. @thomasfuchs/1466195529000493064
  36. If cars were so great, we wouldn’t need several reminders to buy a new one every visit to the cinema, commercial TV channel or YouTube video. @Fuzzy19362853/1466117424693063680
  37. The improvements in congestion and journey times will be temporary, and soon it will fill up and be as congested as before, because #InducedDemand The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. @ncedigital/1466014391774687234
  38. Block level elements (e.g. ul) inside a label element: not valid, but would it cause any accessibility issues? #HTML5 #a11y
  39. A reminder, if you'd like it to be #NeverAgain not just #LestWeForget Of course, war is a nice little earner for the military-industrial complex and their stooges in government, so of course they want to keep you car addicted.
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  40. "Stop being different and challenging the car-choked status quo with your giddy optimism!" @BathCA/1458227415033974786