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Moved to a different Mastodon instance: mas.to/@t1mmyb
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I’m over on Mastodon if anyone wants to connect over there mastodon.social/@t1mmyb Will stick around here… for now, but let’s see.
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Absolutely joyful to watch the #Lionesses win tonight. So deserved!
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- What does Grandmaster Flash call his mountain bike? ... - The Marin of the Ancient Rhymer #BadumTish Disclaimer: there's a pretty small venn diagram intersection for that joke: hip hop, cycling and Samuel Taylor Coleridge, but, y'know.
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The time I DJ’d for a friend’s brother at his wedding to a Brazilian, and I thought I could get away with dropping tracks from a generic Latin American Tunes for Dancing LP… “What’s this salsa rubbish?” @HaroldHeathDJ/1552332656125296644
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If only Bath hadn't ripped the trees out of Great Pulteney Street in the 1960s in order to make more parking spaces... bathintime.co.uk/image-library/image-overview/poster/11343/posterid/11343.html @carltonreid/1549015595655598082
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Men: don’t do this. It’s really not ok. @NinaWarhurst/1547970657035505666
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Great 🧵 👇 Yes, concerns are about cycling in Yorkshire, but could apply anywhere in the UK, and many places beyond. @FatherHilarious/1547912008279871490
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“The Conservative party has been the most successful in our history because of an archaic voting system that ensures that the will of the people isn’t accurately represented in parliament”. FTFY, Pen @PennyMordaunt/1546049184373121024
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It’s like the time when I was a teenager, when my then-girlfriend and I planned to break up later in the year, but stayed together in the meantime. #BoJo
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Taking a twitter break.
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It started so well again 😢 Wordle 229 5/6 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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First 2 letters correct on the first round, then 😱 Wordle 228 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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CYCLISTS: get the police to give a crap about you being knocked off your bike by first winning the Tour de France & Olympic Gold. @TwopTwips
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I work in the private sector; my pay & conditions are good. I'm supporting the #n30 strikes because I can see past the end of my own nose.
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You could address obesity by banning sugar, but that won’t fix air pollution, road safety & child freedom like active travel would.
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@JacquiOatley @johnstevenson_x Incidentally, Dutch parents apparently say “we don’t ask our kids to wear helmets because we don’t want them to be fat like the British”.
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