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  1. Moved to a different Mastodon instance: mas.to/@t1mmyb
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  2. I’m over on Mastodon if anyone wants to connect over there mastodon.social/@t1mmyb Will stick around here… for now, but let’s see.
  3. Absolutely joyful to watch the #Lionesses win tonight. So deserved!
  4. - What does Grandmaster Flash call his mountain bike? ... - The Marin of the Ancient Rhymer #BadumTish Disclaimer: there's a pretty small venn diagram intersection for that joke: hip hop, cycling and Samuel Taylor Coleridge, but, y'know.
  5. The time I DJ’d for a friend’s brother at his wedding to a Brazilian, and I thought I could get away with dropping tracks from a generic Latin American Tunes for Dancing LP… “What’s this salsa rubbish?” @HaroldHeathDJ/1552332656125296644
  6. If only Bath hadn't ripped the trees out of Great Pulteney Street in the 1960s in order to make more parking spaces... bathintime.co.uk/image-library/image-overview/poster/11343/posterid/11343.html @carltonreid/1549015595655598082
  7. Men: don’t do this. It’s really not ok. @NinaWarhurst/1547970657035505666
  8. Great 🧵 👇 Yes, concerns are about cycling in Yorkshire, but could apply anywhere in the UK, and many places beyond. @FatherHilarious/1547912008279871490
  9. “The Conservative party has been the most successful in our history because of an archaic voting system that ensures that the will of the people isn’t accurately represented in parliament”. FTFY, Pen @PennyMordaunt/1546049184373121024
  10. It’s like the time when I was a teenager, when my then-girlfriend and I planned to break up later in the year, but stayed together in the meantime. #BoJo
  11. It’s arrived! #basb 😊
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  12. A mushroom growing in my shed. Seek (app) can’t get a fix on the species. Anyone?
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  13. Taking a twitter break.
  14. It started so well again 😢 Wordle 229 5/6 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. First 2 letters correct on the first round, then 😱 Wordle 228 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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  1. CYCLISTS: get the police to give a crap about you being knocked off your bike by first winning the Tour de France & Olympic Gold. @TwopTwips
  2. Today in "how not to do form validation"
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  3. Highway Code Rule 60, modified a bit to reflect reality.
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  4. I work in the private sector; my pay & conditions are good. I'm supporting the #n30 strikes because I can see past the end of my own nose.
  5. You could address obesity by banning sugar, but that won’t fix air pollution, road safety & child freedom like active travel would.
  6. …in reply to @JacquiOatley
    @JacquiOatley @johnstevenson_x Incidentally, Dutch parents apparently say “we don’t ask our kids to wear helmets because we don’t want them to be fat like the British”.

I’ve retweeted other tweets 33,952 times (52.4%)

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35.2% of my tweets are replies (×22,810)

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  3. magicroundabout 499 replies
  4. dmje 480 replies
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I’ve sent someone a mention 512 times (0.8%)

29.0% of the links I’ve posted are using the https: protocol (2,748 of 9,478)

NaN% of the links I’ve posted in the last 12 months are using the https: protocol (0 of 0)

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  6. www.youtube.com 147 tweets
  7. gu.com 99 tweets
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My tweets have been given about ♻️ 2,998 retweets and ❤️ 3,735 likes

Top 5 Emoji Used in Tweets

  1. 🟩 used 33 times on 3 tweets
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  4. 😉 used 18 times on 18 tweets
  5. 😂 used 16 times on 14 tweets

73 unique emoji on 180 tweets (0.6% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Hashtags

  1. lastfm used 223 times
  2. fb used 72 times
  3. albumatoz used 55 times
  4. bathcamp used 32 times
  5. saintsfc used 29 times

1,685 hashtags on 1,683 tweets (5.5% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Swear Words

  1. h_ll used 49 times
  2. s_it used 28 times on 27 tweets
  3. b_llocks used 20 times
  4. d_mn used 17 times
  5. a_se used 15 times

209 swear words on 205 tweets (0.7% of all tweets***)

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